This is dedicated to a friend of mine:
You’re so much better than me,
Your grades, your looks, even your sugar daddies.
You say you were bullied as a kid,
Then surely you understand the term ‘Condescending Judgement’.
You told me your stories in confidence,
You asked me to keep them a secret.
Now I don’t understand how everyone knows,
When my mouth has always been closed.
Yes I know you won the genetics lottery,
Just remember that lottery isn’t a sustainable sorcery.
You have so much experience in every field that concerns life,
But that does not give you the right to indulge in mine.
I can’t tell you this because I consider you a friend,
But when have my friends ever been so condescending?
I know you obsession with owning property,
Is that why you’ve turned yourself so improperly?
I’m a hypocrite for calling you condescending,
Because my judgements are lesser than that of a friend.
But just because my morals don’t align with yours,
Doesn’t mean I won’t listen to you at all.
And if I can spare a minute for your bullshit,
Then why can’t you spare a second for my wit?
Enjoy your free dish while you can,
Not everyone can rely on a man.
Congratulations on your successes,
I hope you won’t slept with more men past ten.
And please keep boosting about the money you get,
At least I get to keep my weekends.
You don’t schedule in time for friends,
Because you’re too busy flirting with older men.
So congratulations again on your successes my friend,
I may not be rich but as least I’m happy.